animalstalkinginallcaps:

AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST! 

EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!

I don’t know why, but I literally started crying.

whatwouldkhaleesiwear:

What Would Khaleesi Wear?
Braided Hairband

was momentarily delirious and inspired to attempt this on my hip-length haired sister…

Except This font is too small and I can’t read it. I can’t braid anything. I actually haven’t attempted to do anything with hair in years. 

BUT I DID IT. SORT OF.